Bee’s Knees Zipper Wax Silly Joke for New Years Eve!
Derrick was walking home after a New Years Eve party pretty well inebriated! A Patrol Car was him weaving in and out the sidewalk and stopped him concerned! The Officer got out and asked Derrick,”Where are you going in this condition?” Derrick slurred,
“I’m on my way to a Lecture ossifer”… The Policeman replied,
“It’s 3:30am on New Years Day, who is lecturing at this hour?”
Derrick winked… “My Wife!”