Bee’s Knees Zipper Wax Joke of the Day…

One mile out, through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: “Change your course ten degrees east.”
“Change yours ten degrees west,” comes the reply.
The captain responds, “I’m a United States Navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman second class,” the next message reads. “Change your course, sir.”
The captain is furious. “I’m the captain of a US battleship! I’m not changing course!”
A quick response comes…”I’m the lighthouse keeper . It’s Your call Sir…!”

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